Quiz: April Fool for love?

Quiz: April Fool for love?
By Margot Carmichael Lester

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Quiz: April Fool for love?
By Margot Carmichael Lester

In the warmer weather of the post-Valentine’s Day afterglow, love is certainly in the air. Spring is coming and hearts are humming with expectations for new romantic adventures. But as you fling yourself into spring do you find yourself falling for the first guy who shows any interest? Are you constantly pursuing lost causes? You may be an April Fool for love. Take this quiz to find out!

1.If a hottie at the next table keeps looking my way, I:
• Ask the waitron to find out his name and phone number for me. (Score = 1)
• Purposely fling my napkin his way to create an excuse to interact. (Score = 2)
• Ask him if he’s single. (Score = 3)
• Meet his gaze and initiate a conversation. (Score = 4)
• Immediately decide he’s The One. (Score = -1)

2.When a dude asks for my digits, I give him:
• A preview of “Fatal Attraction”. (Score = 1)
• My bra size. (Score = 2)
• My ring size. (Score = 3)
• My phone number (Score = 4)
• Too much information. (Score = -1)

3.What perfume best describes your state of mind:
• Obsession (Score = 1)
• Nude (Score = 2)
• White Diamonds (Score = 3)
• Eternity (Score 4)
• L’Air de Desperation (Score = -1)

4.My idea of spring training is:
• Honing my tracking and spying skills. (Score = 1)
• Working out fanatically to get in shape for Spring’s skimpier fashions. (Score = 2)
• Trying on wedding dresses. (Score = 3)
• Baseball and more outdoor time for my workout. (Score = 4)
• Learning to bend to any man’s request. (Score = -1)

5.Which song is your springtime anthem:
• The Police’s “Every Breath You Take”. (Score = 1)
• Patsy Cline’s “Crazy”. (Score = 2)
• The 5th Dimension’s “Wedding Bell Blues”. (Score = 3)
• John Paul Young’s “Love is in the Air”. (Score = 4)
• Bryan Ferry’s “Fool For Love”. (Score = -1)

Less than 0: You’re an April Fool for love. You’re a little too eager to find love – and it could actually turn off prospective suitors. Shift your emphasis from finding love to improving yourself and visualizing the kind of relationship you really want.

0-5: Back off a bit. Your quest to suss out Mr. Right is all wrong. Ease up on your intensity (and your intelligence gathering) and focus on being open and accessible to love. It’s ok to look for it, but don’t hunt it down. Stalkers aren’t sexy.

6-10: You’re crazy for love. Quirkiness is appealing to some guys. So is a sense of humor. But watch that you don’t come off as flighty or a nut job. Keep it light, not laughable.

11-15: Hey, June Bride. Your race-to-the-altar attitude could drive off a potential groom. There’s nothing wrong with being marriage-minded, but take some time to get to know him before you plan the wedding.

16-20: You’re no fool. You want a relationship, but you realize that finding one is dependent on your being the best you possible. Love’s a priority for you, not an obsession.

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