You have been waiting in the bus queue. You hear someone swearing behind you and then that someone” elbows” their way past you, somehow managing to kick you in the shin as they board the bus! Bet you can guess who always wants to be first in the queue, yes, it is a fire sign who has not read their Aries Horoscope for today. You should advise them to when they get thrown off the bus for bad manners!
The thing is, if only Aries would read their Aries Horoscope for today their lives might be far easier. Now it is not that we have it “in for” Aries, even if Hitler was one! We all know that good, old Aries usually gets it right; they are the ones with the super plan for the office party, they are the new boss with a mission. They are the red nailed PR consultant, who has just returned from a stint on a lonely Greek island. Aries love Greece. But watch them scream at the computer screen before they have had their morning coffee and you will realize how useful it would have be if they read their Aries Horoscope for today.
So what did the Aries horoscope for today actually say? It said, “listen up Aries, you are about to meet the ultimate lover.” Now that would be Just up the “Aries Street”. Passion, intensity and obsession are not unknown when it comes to an Aries love affair, after all who could be more emotionally pioneering and more of a sexual dare devil than your home grown Aries in love. They are the intrepid ram charging at emotional difficulties. Impatient with fools, annoyed by “slow movers”, unafraid to throw a temper tantrum at the fianc who insists they pick their trousers off the floor – an Aries will always speak their mind.
They might be intellectual, they might be fanatics, they might be the one who wins an Olympic figure skating championship. They might press the top floor lift button once too often, they might even be about to take off to Equatorial New Guinea, in fact they might be about to do everything and anything, except read their Aries horoscope for today, maybe because they hate other people giving them advice because they know most things anyway.
Remember that an Aries is an affiliate of “Mars Incorporated”, and as a result they are a Cardinal sign used to getting their way. But mark you; no matter the bad press we are “seemingly” giving them, they are “fabulous folks!” They are the ones that make you laugh till you “bust a gut!”, they are the ones who love so deeply, losing that love is impossible to conceive and you will spot them on the floor, crumpled in a heap, if they do.
These are the kiddies of the horoscope. Larger than life, they want to run before they can walk, they want to jive before they can dance. In short, if an Aries makes a point of reading their horoscope watch them scale the tallest mountain. But then again, realise self awareness is not quite “their thing” as they got lost on the peak.
Aries goes back a long, long time you see, and they know it. Think Ancient Egyptians and the God Amon Ra, Aries has always been a cult figure, may be because the Aries constellation whirled around the universe long before the birth of Christ! They expect everyone to know it and also that they ain’t no losers!
So next time you get your shin grazed by an impatient Aries, wave a horoscope in their face and tell them if they read it they will be their true selves at last, and exactly as Keats defined , “A thing of beauty and a joy forever!!”